2008 Woodie Awards
Horoscopes
Andrew Assaad
Issue date: 4/4/07 Section: Distractions
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| Aries (March 21–April 19): As eager as you are to embrace new opportunities, keep your enthusiasm in check, lest you overshoot and miss your goal entirely in your haste. |
| Taurus (April 20–May 20): This is your chance for new starts, but they won't amount to anything if you can't make yourself flexible enough to exploit these chances. |
| Gemini (May 21–June 20): You'll be presented with fresh chances for the future, but you'll have to adapt fast if you want to grab them in time, without screwing over others to get there. |
| Cancer (June 21–July 22): The temptation to crawl out of your shell from watching others do the same will only grow stronger in the near future. Feel free to succumb at any time. |
| Leo (July 23–Aug. 22): If you have to choose between indulging your greed and indulging your need for attention, choose attention, as there's more of that to go around and nothing to be gained from greed. |
| Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be observant, especially when those close to you are shaming themselves. Phrase your observations carefully. |
| Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22): The coming times may ideally be harmonious and may appear to be so as well, but the level of emotion running wild makes the near future an emotional minefield. |
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21): An influx of energy has made others more alert, and whatever your reasons, trying to swindle others for your own gain is going to be difficult, if not impossible. |
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21): The world has just been infused with the same energy you have by the turn in seasons. Enjoy it while you can because such things never last. |
| Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19): It may seem like a hard choice between sticking to your current habits and indulging whatever urges present themselves to you, but go with your first impulse. Don't think too deeply about it once its done. |
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18): This would be a safe time to lose your head in the clouds and lose track of reality in your plans as long as it is within reason. |
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20): At times like these, being discouraged or depressed by the success others around you are enjoying is a self-destructive course of action. |
| Assaad, staff writer for The UB Post, can be reached at andrew.assaad@ubalt.edu. |